Last week I had several photo shoots, one with Ray-ban, one with my new squeaky baguette, one with mummy’s old scarf/hat and one with my Frisbee and daddy. I did not like the shade that much because its legs were annoying my ears. Mummy had to pay me a few biscuits to make me stay still and did not drop her expensive shade. I did not like mummy’s old scarf/hat either because it was so itchy but again because of the yummy biscuits I had to stay still to earn them. You think I am a greedy boy? Nah!! I am not. I just did not know how to refuse mummy, that’s all.

You know on the first day I got my squeaky baguette I thought it was real. I tried to eat it but I couldn’t. Daddy said I had to practice holding baguette because when grandma and granddad take me to Canet, (as he said he would take me to the Mediterranean Sea) I can be useful. Granddad will never have to go to the baker anymore. I can go there with a note saying ‘Une baguette, s’il vous plaît madame’. I hope mummy and daddy can find me a squeaky croissant because Grandma likes them. But how can I carry the cakes? Hmm…Maybe I should just eat them. Haha…

Yesterday I upset mummy. She did not talk to me for a long time. I ignored her when we were in the wood and I went after an attractive bitch. Mummy gave me the evil look she used to give me when I was little. It was cold and scary. I tried to stare back but I could not. So I cowered and looked guilty (daddy taught me that). When she went to sit on the floor in the kitchen, I went to sit next to her. I tried to look cute and guilty at the same time. I tried to lick her face by she turned away. Finally she gave me a hug and we are good now.

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